Can’t decide what to watch? Disney+ matches the movie to your Zodiac Sign!

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There are days where I am just eternally scrolling on the streaming platform because I can’t decide what to watch. Disney+ suggests to look to the stars, which is how I probably go about my life anyway.

“Let your star sign help you decide which movies or shows to watch. Which iconic movie on Disney+ are you binge-watching tonight?”

Personally, I don’t see the problem with being into Astrology as long you still take accountability for your actions and don’t just keep blaming the stars for your questionable choices in life.

So here’s the list plus, my own personal side comments about each movie. 

. ★. LEO Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) 

As a Leo, of course I’m gonna start with my own zodiac sign! Main character energy since birth.

. ★. VIRGO Gone Girl (2014)

The way I was kinda rooting for her because the husband was trash.

. ★. LIBRA Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998)

But, like, that ball gown with the fairy wings was A MOMENT!

. ★. SCORPIO Dead Poets Society (1989)

O, Captain! My Captain! I haven’t seen this movie in years but I remember people who would make this movie their entire personality.

. ★. SAGITTARIUS The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

Remember that Wes Anderson meme before? I would so do that based on this film. One of my favorite set designs and those desserts looked so mouthwateringly good.

. ★. CAPRICORN The Revenant (2015)

I haven’t seen this but isn’t it basically the Man versus Bear trend?

. ★. AQUARIUS Life of Pi (2012)

I actually haven’t seen this film either! Is it Man versus Bear but you’re stuck in the boat with a tiger? It’s giving existential energy.

. ★. PISCES The Shape of Water (2017)

This is the film that my friends keep telling me to watch since it involves one of my faves, Doug Jones. But also, because monsters.

. ★. ARIES Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005)

They make spy situationships look good!

. ★. TAURUS The Proposal (2009)

I’m rewatching this again ever since that shout-out in the latest Deadpool movie.

. ★. GEMINI The Martian (2015)

One word: PATATAS

. ★. CANCER Hidden Figures (2016)

I’m always a sucker for the 60s vibe. That Taraji P. Henson bathroom speech was iconic! I stan!

“And I work like a dog day and night, living on coffee from a pot none of you want to touch! So, excuse me if I have to go to the restroom a few times a day.”

If you want to look at the pretty graphics for the non-LEO Zodiac Signs, visit the album on the Kraken Mae Facebook page.

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